MAJOR MAX ASS WELL
Position: President
SCHWIPS ASSMUSSEN
Position: Master of Disaster
MISTRASS MILLY DANCE
Position: Knick-Knack Ministerin
BARON KEALO VON REKTUMHOFEN
Position: Kommandant des Asspatrols
KAćUšA FEšT
Position: Comrade
POLITRUK DICKE BERTHA
Turbodolly Asstral Navigatrix
Position: Beer and Boozeminister