MAJOR MAX ASS WELL

Position: President

SCHWIPS ASSMUSSEN

Position: Master of Disaster

MISTRASS MILLY DANCE

Position: Knick-Knack Ministerin

BARON KEALO VON REKTUMHOFEN

Position: Kommandant des Asspatrols

KAćUšA FEšT

Position: Comrade

POLITRUK DICKE BERTHA

Position: Comrade


Turbodolly Asstral Navigatrix

Position: Beer and Boozeminister